Posted by
sgtmajorbrad on Sunday, February 04, 2007 10:33:12 AM
The sign reads, “1790 miles to Ted Kennedy, Massachusetts
and Sanctuary.” What a novel approach to ridding the state of Texas
of illegal aliens and sending them to someplace that they are actually wanted.
Here is where the state of Texas could
open an office and verify the arrival of the illegal aliens that apply for safe
passage and sanctuary to the state of Massachusetts
and the communities that welcome their presence.
We could pass out maps and logistical information like the
Mexican Government and provide a free bottle of tequila for the operator of the
motor vehicle upon arrival. Here they can receive directions to the Chappaquiddick
department of motor vehicles to apply for a driver’s license saying Teddy sent
them. They can be given maps of where the hospitals and schools are located and
immediately apply for all social services that the state of Massachusetts
provides when the positions for guest workers become filled. They can change the meaning of MIT to mean "Mexican Immigrant Thief."
Here also is where they can replace the flag of one of the
original 13 with the Mexican Tricolor with no objection from the residents. They
could replace their Latin state motto with the Spanish translation of, “We want
Wetbacks.” Then we could petition Congress to build a fence around the State of
Massachusetts as an act of Border
Security. I’d love to see their constituents get rewarded for all of their
compassion and especially for electing an individual that has to blow in a pipe
to unlock the door for entry into the senate.