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Was his bone flute off key?


During the recent attempts at amnesty by the senate I could be heard describing the proponents of said legislation as those that engage in same sex oral copulation only in much stronger and vulgar terms. Lo and behold here for one of them it’s true and he confesses his guilt! So much for family values and the Republican Party!

 

In what was described fairly graphically about Larry Craig’s attempted lewd conduct in a Minneapolis airport rest room it was said that he tapped his foot as some kind of deviant invitation to signal his willingness to play. The only thing missing was the tune, “let’s get it on,” over the public address system. Craig then moved his foot under the stall to touch the undercover officer’s foot as a further invitation. He explained this action as he often needs a wide stance when using the facilities and he inadvertently may have touched his neighbor’s foot. Are we talking the stance of a Sumo wrestler? If that were the case then the neighbor would need a similar stance to facilitate the inadvertent touch. My mind’s eye can comically picture this happening top knots and all. This will probably end up on Saturday night live as a skit this weekend.

 

As far as I’m concerned this RINO and those like them should suffer a similar fate. They blatantly defy the will of their constituents and now cry foul when their crimes and demons are made public. Many as Lindsey Grahamnesty have recanted they’re previous positions as if struck by an epiphany fearing the loss of their senate seat by the votes of the angry voters they called racists and bigots just months before.

 

Well Mr. Craig I believe you’re toast. Your confession is a matter of record and things will only get worse from here. You can look forward to an ethics review by your peers and maybe some enterprising investigative reporter will find out the reason for the passionate defense of the illegal aliens contrary to the wishes of your constituents. Maybe that will lead to the other RINOs having their dirty laundry out to dry in the public view and suffer your ultimate fate of disgrace and contempt by your constituents.

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