Posted by
sgtmajorbrad on Friday, October 05, 2007 12:07:33 PM
The month of October brings out its ghouls, ghosts and goblins
and this year is no different in our nation’s capitol. The gobbler that comes to mind, no pun
intended, is the Senator from Utah,
Larry Craig. “I’m not gay and never have been,” cries the Senator after the
newspaper that has been dogging his deviant sexual escapades gets their break
when Craig is caught soliciting homosexual sex in a Minnesota
airport men’s room. Embarrassed by his arrest and fear of his detractors
publicizing his peccadillos he pleads guilty.
After counsel by his good friend and confederate open
borders amnesty advocate, Arlen Specter, he is convinced that he should attempt
to retract his guilty plea as if this would somehow exonerate his criminal act.
He is told toe tapping in a public men’s room is not a crime but in the
experience of the Minnesota
police it is a colloquial invitation for those involved to engage in homosexual
sex. He claims that he will resign his office if this guilty plea retraction is
not accepted. Well guess what…the plea stays and so does Craig as a Senator.
You can’t believe a word this man says.
I guess the Minnesota
police could have deputized one of those pedophile priests to gather the pride
of his passion dripping from the Senator’s chin as DNA evidence. As in the
movie Porky’s they could have taken pictures of the offending organ along the
perpetrators prison profiles posed for publication to the news media. (seven
word beginning with ‘p’ in one sentence…that a record for me.)
I understand a Chinese toy maker is creating Halloween masks
in the likenesses of Larry Craig and Barney Frank for the family values minded
parent. The mask manufacturer advertises, “wear the mask and it’ll put lead in
your pencil.” If poisoned pixie sticks weren’t bad enough imagine adults
wearing the likeness of these individuals escorting the kiddies to your front
door begging for treats?
Seeing no biblical resolution on the horizon where the
congressional sodomites are converted to a seasoning for a steak. I guess the people of Utah
will bear the embarrassment of having Larry Craig as their Senator for at least
the remainder of his term. The republican
party hopes as in the house of usher that this “Roderick Craig” will fade away
into the depths of the earth before the 2008 elections. I would hope that all of the open borders amnesty advocates do the same!