Posted by
sgtmajorbrad on Tuesday, November 06, 2007 5:07:08 PM
Today the most ridiculous story comes out of Washington
that an ICE employee is on leave because of his office Halloween Costume. This
after he won the most original costume award by the head lady, Julie Meyers and
her lackeys in tow. The brouhaha originated after someone took offense to the
character in prison stripes sporting dread locks and darkened skin. I guess if
you watch the late night MSNBC prison shows this might be touching a little too
close to home with all of the inmates on display. The biggest complaint seems
to be the darkening of the skin. I bet the instant tan manufacturers are shaking
in their boots revising their projected earnings for next summer.
I’d like to offer some suggestions for next year’s Halloween
Party?
How about someone dressed as the Frito Bandito with the long
mustache, sombrero and the crossed ammunition belts? To make it more realistic
he/she/it, I want to be politically correct here, could tape a baby doll to their crotch with the panties down around the doll’s
ankles. He/she/it could have a bottle of tequila in one hand and a 9mm automatic in
the other dispatching high school students execution style. Everyone could close
their eyes while he/she/it hides some place
in the office. At least they could get a little on the job training trying to find him/her/it; something they are not very adept at doing professionally. Designate an
office as a sanctuary church and if he/she/it, see I’m really trying, makes it there
then everyone has to stand around the rest of the day with their thumbs up their
butts.
This would be a non issue with the public if this agency would
do their job, enforce the immigration laws of this country and tell those crying
victimization to get a life!