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Voting for Eternal Salvation

There was an article in the Chicago Tribune yesterday where the Catholic Bishops have drafted instructions to Catholics that their vote may determine their eternal salvation:

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I find this interesting that this church has escalated their policy of religion by intimidation. It wasn’t bad enough that they published the names of those that failed to meet their tithing commitment, played Russian roulette with the reproductive cycles of the Catholic women in lieu of birth control and granted annulments to couples that have already squirted out a family for the right price to save them from being excluded from the sacraments.

I long for the good old days where they stuck peoples’ heads in vices and popped out eyeballs or stretched their torsos on a Select Comfort rack in the name of God. “My rack number is 3…my rack number is 5…How many turns do you require to purge your soul of your sins? With the Select Comfort Numbers Rack your priest can dial your agony with ease. Its Pope approved!”

Now they want to put eternal damnation as a consequence for marking anything other than what’s church approved. Forget about the freedoms in this country that allow that voter to choose his denomination as well as the candidate or position on the ballot.

While we are on the subject of actions that determine your eternal salvation how would you reconcile hiding pedophile priests from the law? “Don’t worry my son…you have to pull your pants down so I can show you how much God loves you.” How do explain bouncing these sickos from parish to parish ultimately having to fork out the bucks to the victim’s families to compensate for their loss of innocence? “Hey Father, If you say you are God’s proctologist then why are both your hands on my shoulders during the exam? Be still my son.”

Here is but one more special interest group that proposes amnesty and open borders with the express intent of bolstering their coffers and their minions at the expense of the citizens of this nation.

People died to protect the privilege of being able to cast their vote and choose their government with out fear of reprisal, repression and intimidation. I find the Catholic Church’s actions reprehensible and they would be well reminded the separation of church and state if their coffer’s were subject to the Government’s fair share.

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