Posted by
sgtmajorbrad on Friday, November 23, 2007 12:29:45 PM
With your best Yankee accent you can express your
indifference to another persons feelings or opinion by uttering the phrase, “
Ahhhhh Go Jerk your Turkey.”
There is nothing particular vulgar about this phrase but one’s imagination runs
when seeing someone preparing the turkey for thanksgiving dinner and invariably
has to remove that little packet that contains the giblets and the long turkey
neck shoved in the cavity where it once resided. Grasped in a closed hand and
yelling, “look out…I’ve got a blue vein-er on the loose,” you can almost
guarantee you’ll temporarily chase the women from the kitchen earning their contempt
and disgust in the process. The origins of this phrase may be a feminine
contribution responding to the chef’s antics but few can debate that its use is
exclusively to someone’s complete disregard of your opinions.
As of late I have felt its abundant use by this
administration, Congress and the presidential candidates. If you don’t believe
me then let’s review some incidents of the past.
Does anyone remember the Dubai
ports deal where the operation and control of our nation’s ports would be under
the control of an Islamic Nation? This is after we buried over 3000 people from
the attack on the World Trade
Center and the nation expressed its
outrage at the mere thought. What did Bush and his cronies say to our
objections? Ahhhhh go jerk your Turkey!
How about the Senate’s response to HR4437, the house’s
version of immigration enforcement? Get one Teddy Kennedy, one John McCain, add
a bunch of the Bush’s Whitehouse and you get Comprehensive Amnesty. What was
their response to the outraged citizen’s of this nation? Ahhhhh go jerk your Turkey!
If the initial attempt at Amnesty wasn’t bad enough its
phoenix like resurrection again included a Kennedy, a McCain, a Graham calling
detractors bigots, a Kyl and a Isakson defying their constituent and party base
dreaming up a Grand Amnesty Compromise. What was their response to the nation’s
outrage? A couple suddenly seen the light and withdrew their support while the
rest said, Ahhhhh go jerk your Turkey!
Dream Act, Ahhhhh go jerk your Turkey!
Mexican trucks on our highways, Ahhhhh go jerk your Turkey!
NAFTA super highway, Ahhhhh go jerk your Turkey!
North American Union and SPP, Ahhhhh
go jerk your Turkey!
Ramos and Compean’s pardon, Ahhhhh go jerk your Turkey!
New York
driver’s licenses for illegal aliens, Ahhhhh go jerk your Turkey!
Candidate support for illegal alien driver’s licenses, “Yes,
no, maybe both, oh well… Ahhhhh go jerk your Turkey!
Judicial injunctions on enforcing identity theft of
duplicate social security numbers, Ahhhhh go jerk your Turkey!
3 billion for increased border security killed in committee
after getting 95% approval the previous day, Ahhhhh go jerk your Turkey!
Hey Mr. President, when are you going to secure our ports
and borders? Ahhhhh go jerk your Turkey!
“Hey Dick, we can’t
get the public to buy our ideas of eliminating our sovereignty so let’s get the
slopes to reduce our children’s IQ with a little lead!” Ahhhhh go jerk your Turkey!
"We are sorry premier Wen Jiabao, it is the imperialistic
habits of our Mattel corporation to erroneously accuse the Chinese of putting a
little extra lead in our kid’s pencils. We apologize for our actions and to the
American public, Ahhhhh go jerk your Turkey!"
“Just put some Aqua
Dots in her drink and tell her they’re very small olives.” Ahhhhh go jerk your Turkey!
The most recent example of blatant disregard is by ICE
telling Irving Texas and North Texas don’t bring your
illegal aliens here, we’re too busy. By the way, Ahhhhh go jerk your Turkey!
A while back the republican party called me asking for
donations. I replied, “Ahhhhh go jerk your Turkey!